new season on channel 5

On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 09:34:04 GMT, OAK DeleteThis @Oak-invalid.com annonced:


>What is your batting average like? Can we expect contact on the first
>swing?

My batting average is, er, average. But seeing as my tv is bigger
than a baseball we can expect contact.

y,
fellow baseball nut.
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On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 13:18:56 +0100, ¥a§§er
wrote:

>On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 09:34:04 GMT, OAK.TakeThisOut@Oak-invalid.com annonced:
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>>What is your batting average like? Can we expect contact on the first
>>swing?
>
>My batting average is, er, average. But seeing as my tv is bigger
>than a baseball we can expect contact.
>
>y,
>fellow baseball nut.

/Shifting to Simpsons mode/

Excellent.

Of course hitting a TV in a room crowded with furniture is no easy
feat. You are gonna wanna make sure your stance is steady and your
grip on the bat is dry and tight. Watch out for lamps impeding your
back swing. You may also want to unplug the set so the cord does not
impede the TV's majestic flight out of the house and into your
neighbor's yard. The game rests on your shoulders as it is the bottom
of the ninth with a nothing to nothing score. Only the TV stands
between you and victory. All of us in the clubhouse will have our
eyes glued on you as you face the menace the TV offers. Dont be
intimidated, give it a good whack and whatever you do, dont forget to
touch all the bases when you circle the room. Go get him killer!!


Coach Oak <expecting a victory>
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On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 18:48:46 GMT, OAK.RemoveThis@Oak-invalid.com annonced:


lmao.

>impede the TV's majestic flight out of the house and into your
>neighbor's yard.

Just one thing coach - we don't have yards over here. (well, they do
up north, but generally we have gardens).

Batting practice tomorrow with my stereo system...
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On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 21:19:03 +0100, ¥a§§er
wrote:

>On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 18:48:46 GMT, OAK.RemoveThis@Oak-invalid.com annonced:
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>lmao.
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>>impede the TV's majestic flight out of the house and into your
>>neighbor's yard.
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>Just one thing coach - we don't have yards over here. (well, they do
>up north, but generally we have gardens).
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>Batting practice tomorrow with my stereo system...
>
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LOL... okay, gardens not yards. Got it.


Coach Oak
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On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 20:37:40 GMT, OAK.DeleteThis@Oak-invalid.com annonced:


he never said it - the tv survives.
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On Tue, 13 Apr 2004 09:08:39 +0100, ¥a§§er
wrote:

>On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 20:37:40 GMT, OAK.TakeThisOut@Oak-invalid.com annonced:
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>he never said it - the tv survives.
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I'd still give it a medium whack to let it know you meant business.



Coach Oak
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