forecasting sequence of upcoming baseball events

In what order - from soonest to latest - do you think these things
will happen?

-Piniella gets canned
-Ozzie gets canned
-Bonds ties Aaron (749 as I write)
-Big Hurt gets 500th (496 as I write, but he's taking his sweet time)
-Biggio gets 3000th hit (got his 2993rd tonight, but he's batting,
like .235)
-A-Rod gets his 500th
-Glavine gets his 300th win (today got his 296th)

I may have missed a few; it's one of those weird times when a lot of
milestones are approaching.

I'll open:

1. Ozzie gets canned (and a big pre-good riddance to that jerk)
2. Biggio
3. A-Rod
4. Big Hurt
5. Bonds
6. Glavine
7. not sure if Lou will get canned, but wouldn't be surprised

Bonus: just as the Angels were the first team to 40 wins, they'll be
the first to 50, too.

On Jun 23, 2:04?am, rmjon23 <rmjo... DeleteThis @aol.com> wrote:
> In what order - from soonest to latest - do you think these things
> will happen?
>
> -Piniella gets canned
> -Ozzie gets canned
> -Bonds ties Aaron (749 as I write)
> -Big Hurt gets 500th (496 as I write, but he's taking his sweet time)
> -Biggio gets 3000th hit (got his 2993rd tonight, but he's batting,
> like .235)
> -A-Rod gets his 500th
> -Glavine gets his 300th win (today got his 296th)
>
> I may have missed a few; it's one of those weird times when a lot of
> milestones are approaching.
>
> I'll open:
>
> 1. Ozzie gets canned (and a big pre-good riddance to that jerk)
> 2. Biggio
> 3. A-Rod
> 4. Big Hurt
> 5. Bonds
> 6. Glavine
> 7. not sure if Lou will get canned, but wouldn't be surprised
>
> Bonus: just as the Angels were the first team to 40 wins, they'll be
> the first to 50, too.

Okay, Ozzie's still there, so that's wrong. Then Big Hurt gets his
500th minutes before Biggio gets his 3000th,so I was wrong there, too.
And A-Rod did not blast 9 HRs before Thomas hit 3, so that was wrong.

Other than that, I was dead-on!

Now who reaches his milestone first: Barroid or Glavine?