But seriously, folks..

I've never seen anyone look worse at the plate then AJ is now, and that
includes Beltre who, when he was in a slump looked worse than anyone I'd
ever seen. This poor guy doesn't have a clue. He's lunging at every thing
below the knees, and almost coming out of his jock swinging at anything belt
high or higher. When he does get a good pitch he seems completely surprised
and watches it float by.
It hurts to watch.

S.