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(Msg. 1) Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:27 pm Post subject: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Southern cornbread, the Florida Marlins. Butter or margarine, Mets? Archived from groups: alt>sports>baseball>ny-mets, others (more info?)

Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark must rely on butter or margarine to get it down. And the Mets, ahead of the NL East the whole season, could only roust a 4-6 in their last 10 game, whereas the Phillies went 7-3. Yay Phillies! Way to go! And even more kudos to the team that made it happen - the Florida Marlins. Thanks for helping to make those Mets choke, and to have a very long offseason to wonder why they choked at the end of the season. As well as give them a chance to go out and buy ample supplies of butter and/or margarine. Those Mets playas just aren't men yet, and need something to help that cornbread go down without chokin' on it! >> Stay informed about: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Sou..

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:17 am Post subject: Re: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Southern cornbread, the Florida Marlins. Butter or margarine, Mets? [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshrimp RemoveThis @yahoo.com said: > Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can > eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark > must rely on butter or margarine to get it down. Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants? >> Stay informed about: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Sou..

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 12:17 am Post subject: Re: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Southern cornbread, the Florida Marlins. Butter or margarine, Mets? [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:17:54 GMT, Phil <phil.TakeThisOut@nomail.com> gave us: >On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshrimp.TakeThisOut@yahoo.com said: >> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can >> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark >> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down. >Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South >until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants? Noted, Phil. -- Lance "I believe in the Church of Baseball" Annie Savoy ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- >> Stay informed about: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Sou..

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:33 pm Post subject: Re: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Southern cornbread, the Florida Marlins. Butter or margarine, Mets? [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On Oct 1, 8:17 pm, Phil <p....TakeThisOut@nomail.com> wrote: > On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr....TakeThisOut@yahoo.com said: > > > Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can > > eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark > > must rely on butter or margarine to get it down. > > Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South > until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants? Phil? I bet you can't even eat steamed okra without choking fella! >> Stay informed about: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Sou..

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 3:33 pm Post subject: Re: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Southern cornbread, the Florida Marlins. Butter or margarine, Mets? [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On Oct 1, 9:13 pm, Lance Freezeland <freezelandlaw.nos... RemoveThis @consolidated.net> wrote: > On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:17:54 GMT, Phil <p... RemoveThis @nomail.com> gave us: > > >On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr... RemoveThis @yahoo.com said: > >> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can > >> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark > >> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down. > >Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South > >until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants? > > Noted, Phil. > > -- > Lance > > "I believe in the Church of Baseball" Annie Savoy > > ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet News==----http://www.newsfeeds.comThe #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups > ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- How does it feel to be Phil's foot slave, boot licker, AND sock puppet Lance? >> Stay informed about: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Sou..

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(Msg. 6) Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:14 pm Post subject: Re: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Southern cornbread, the Florida Marlins. Butter or margarine, Mets? [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On 2007-10-02 18:33:04 -0400, American Patriot <SincereQuestioner.RemoveThis@gmail.com> said: > On Oct 1, 8:17 pm, Phil <p....RemoveThis@nomail.com> wrote: >> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr....RemoveThis@yahoo.com said: >> >>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can >>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark >>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down. >> >> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South >> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants? > > Phil? I bet you can't even eat steamed okra without choking fella! I don't need to prove my manhood by sliding objects into my various bodily orifices... not being a Southerner and all... >> Stay informed about: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Sou..

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(Msg. 7) Posted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 11:28 pm Post subject: Re: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Southern cornbread, the Florida Marlins. Butter or margarine, Mets? [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On 2007-10-02 18:33:52 -0400, American Patriot <SincereQuestioner.DeleteThis@gmail.com> said: > On Oct 1, 9:13 pm, Lance Freezeland > <freezelandlaw.nos....DeleteThis@consolidated.net> wrote: >> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:17:54 GMT, Phil <p....DeleteThis@nomail.com> gave us: >> >>> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr....DeleteThis@yahoo.com said: >>>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can >>>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark >>>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down. >>> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South >>> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants? >> >> Noted, Phil. >> >> -- >> Lance >> >> "I believe in the Church of Baseball" Annie Savoy >> >> ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet >> News==----http://www.newsfeeds.comThe #1 Newsgroup Service in the >> World! 120,000+ Newsgroups >> ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- > > How does it feel to be Phil's foot slave, boot licker, AND sock puppet > Lance? In the interest of honesty (not that this has ever been an issue for Lance before) and in spite of his rather unhealthy fixation on objects being slid into bodily orifices, Lance is not my sock puppet. >> Stay informed about: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Sou..

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(Msg. 8) Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:37 pm Post subject: Re: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Southern cornbread, the Florida Marlins. Butter or margarine, Mets? [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 23:28:20 GMT, Phil <phil RemoveThis @nomail.com> gave us: >On 2007-10-02 18:33:52 -0400, American Patriot ><SincereQuestioner RemoveThis @gmail.com> said: > >> On Oct 1, 9:13 pm, Lance Freezeland >> <freezelandlaw.nos... RemoveThis @consolidated.net> wrote: >>> On Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:17:54 GMT, Phil <p... RemoveThis @nomail.com> gave us: >>> >>>> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr... RemoveThis @yahoo.com said: >>>>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can >>>>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark >>>>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down. >>>> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South >>>> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants? >>> >>> Noted, Phil. >>> >>> -- >>> Lance >>> >>> "I believe in the Church of Baseball" Annie Savoy >>> >>> ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet >>> News==----http://www.newsfeeds.comThe #1 Newsgroup Service in the >>> World! 120,000+ Newsgroups >>> ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- >> >> How does it feel to be Phil's foot slave, boot licker, AND sock puppet >> Lance? > >In the interest of honesty (not that this has ever been an issue for >Lance before) and in spite of his rather unhealthy fixation on objects >being slid into bodily orifices, Lance is not my sock puppet. I see who's been talking about such things for the past several days, Phil. And it ain't me. -- Lance Go St. Louis Cardinals! 2006 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS National League Central Division Champions 1996, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2004, 2005, 2006 ----== Posted via Newsfeeds.Com - Unlimited-Unrestricted-Secure Usenet News==---- http://www.newsfeeds.com The #1 Newsgroup Service in the World! 120,000+ Newsgroups ----= East and West-Coast Server Farms - Total Privacy via Encryption =---- >> Stay informed about: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Sou..

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(Msg. 9) Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 2:31 pm Post subject: Re: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Southern cornbread, the Florida Marlins. Butter or margarine, Mets? [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On Oct 2, 7:14 pm, Phil <p... DeleteThis @nomail.com> wrote: > On 2007-10-02 18:33:04 -0400, American Patriot > <SincereQuestio... DeleteThis @gmail.com> said: > > > On Oct 1, 8:17 pm, Phil <p... DeleteThis @nomail.com> wrote: > >> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr... DeleteThis @yahoo.com said: > > >>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can > >>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark > >>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down. > > >> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South > >> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants? > > > Phil? I bet you can't even eat steamed okra without choking fella! > > I don't need to prove my manhood by sliding objects into my various > bodily orifices... not being a Southerner and all... So you only drink the milk of your mother Phil? You poor wittle lad! Make sure she burps you after your nightly feeding. You might become a SIDS victim. LOL! >> Stay informed about: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Sou..

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(Msg. 10) Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 10:58 pm Post subject: Re: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Southern cornbread, the Florida Marlins. Butter or margarine, Mets? [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On 2007-10-04 17:31:39 -0400, American Patriot <SincereQuestioner.DeleteThis@gmail.com> said: > On Oct 2, 7:14 pm, Phil <p....DeleteThis@nomail.com> wrote: >> On 2007-10-02 18:33:04 -0400, American Patriot >> <SincereQuestio....DeleteThis@gmail.com> said: >> >>> On Oct 1, 8:17 pm, Phil <p....DeleteThis@nomail.com> wrote: >>>> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr....DeleteThis@yahoo.com said: >> >>>>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can >>>>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark >>>>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down. >> >>>> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South >>>> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants? >> >>> Phil? I bet you can't even eat steamed okra without choking fella! >> >> I don't need to prove my manhood by sliding objects into my various >> bodily orifices... not being a Southerner and all... > > So you only drink the milk of your mother Phil? You poor wittle lad! > Make sure she burps you after your nightly feeding. You might become > a SIDS victim. > > LOL! I'm getting rather disturbed by the trend being set here. Surely not all Southerners are obsessed with things sliding into their bodily orifices. Maybe it's just you? >> Stay informed about: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Sou..

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(Msg. 11) Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 9:41 am Post subject: Re: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Southern cornbread, the Florida Marlins. Butter or margarine, Mets? [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On Oct 4, 6:58 pm, Phil <p... RemoveThis @nomail.com> wrote: > On 2007-10-04 17:31:39 -0400, American Patriot > <SincereQuestio... RemoveThis @gmail.com> said: > > > > > On Oct 2, 7:14 pm, Phil <p... RemoveThis @nomail.com> wrote: > >> On 2007-10-02 18:33:04 -0400, American Patriot > >> <SincereQuestio... RemoveThis @gmail.com> said: > > >>> On Oct 1, 8:17 pm, Phil <p... RemoveThis @nomail.com> wrote: > >>>> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr... RemoveThis @yahoo.com said: > > >>>>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can > >>>>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark > >>>>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down. > > >>>> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South > >>>> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants? > > >>> Phil? I bet you can't even eat steamed okra without choking fella! > > >> I don't need to prove my manhood by sliding objects into my various > >> bodily orifices... not being a Southerner and all... > > > So you only drink the milk of your mother Phil? You poor wittle lad! > > Make sure she burps you after your nightly feeding. You might become > > a SIDS victim. > > > LOL! > > I'm getting rather disturbed by the trend being set here. Surely not > all Southerners are obsessed with things sliding into their bodily > orifices. Maybe it's just you? Well, Phil, all I can advise you is to quit eating, and taking in fluids. Although your boyfriend might feel a bit lost. Then we will soon have you out of the gene pool! >> Stay informed about: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Sou..

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(Msg. 12) Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 6:02 pm Post subject: Re: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Southern cornbread, the Florida Marlins. Butter or margarine, Mets? [Login to view extended thread Info.] Archived from groups: per prev. post (more info?)

On 2007-10-06 12:41:12 -0400, American Patriot <SincereQuestioner RemoveThis @gmail.com> said: > On Oct 4, 6:58 pm, Phil <p... RemoveThis @nomail.com> wrote: >> On 2007-10-04 17:31:39 -0400, American Patriot >> <SincereQuestio... RemoveThis @gmail.com> said: >> >> >> >>> On Oct 2, 7:14 pm, Phil <p... RemoveThis @nomail.com> wrote: >>>> On 2007-10-02 18:33:04 -0400, American Patriot >>>> <SincereQuestio... RemoveThis @gmail.com> said: >> >>>>> On Oct 1, 8:17 pm, Phil <p... RemoveThis @nomail.com> wrote: >>>>>> On 2007-10-01 18:27:12 -0400, sauteedshr... RemoveThis @yahoo.com said: >> >>>>>>> Yes, the story down South goes is that you are not a man until you can >>>>>>> eat cornbread without choking. Those who have not yet hit the mark >>>>>>> must rely on butter or margarine to get it down. >> >>>>>> Why does it not come as news to me that you're not a man in the South >>>>>> until things slide easily down your throat without lubricants? >> >>>>> Phil? I bet you can't even eat steamed okra without choking fella! >> >>>> I don't need to prove my manhood by sliding objects into my various >>>> bodily orifices... not being a Southerner and all... >> >>> So you only drink the milk of your mother Phil? You poor wittle lad! >>> Make sure she burps you after your nightly feeding. You might become >>> a SIDS victim. >> >>> LOL! >> >> I'm getting rather disturbed by the trend being set here. Surely not >> all Southerners are obsessed with things sliding into their bodily >> orifices. Maybe it's just you? > > Well, Phil, all I can advise you is to quit eating, and taking in > fluids. Although your boyfriend might feel a bit lost. Then we will > soon have you out of the gene pool! Sorry. I'm already in the gene pool, and not with my sisters, either. >> Stay informed about: Don't blame Omar. 'Tis the players that choked on that Sou..

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