Thome hits a Home Run....and nobody cares.

It shouldn't be that surprising in a newsgroup dominated by spam
posts.

It seems that the White Sox fans have finally realized their place in
the grand scheme of things....worthless drones following a worthless
team. It is not too late for you to follow the vast hoard of "fair
weather" fans and trade your black (a symbol of the humiliating
dishonor of the infamous Black Sox) for the more proper, and wholesome
Blue-White-Red of a truly surviving AMERICAN institution...The Great
Chicago Cubs!

As one of only two of the survivng original teams (only the Cubs and
the Atlanta Braves) the Chicago Cubs are more than willing to extend a
welcome to you cross-over fans who have realized the error of your
ways, and now wish to put your support behind a true American
institution.