What's with this from Wikipedia?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skip_Caray
"On August 3, 2008, the Atlanta Braves announced that Caray had died. His
wife, Paula, reported to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution that on Sunday
afternoon when she thought her husband was napping, she looked out the
window and saw a bird feeder not hanging where it should be and thought it
had been blown down by the wind. When she stood up, she noticed her husband
lying on the ground next to the bird feeder."
The good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats, and I'm damned if I'm
going to use up mine running up and down a street.