The Rose Award For 7-17-2007.

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The Rose Award goes to Jay Gibbons of the Baltimore Orioles, who went
two-for-four with five RBI and scored one run in a 8-3 win over the
Seattle Mariners.

Gibbons' three-run homer gave the Orioles the lead for good, and
Jeremy Guthrie pitched six strong innings.

External Since: May 28, 2007 Posts: 15

Goes to David Letterman:

(From David Letterman's show of Tuesday 6-27-89, and transcribed from
the
USA Today issue of 6-28-89...)

TOP TEN REASONS NOT TO SUSPEND PETE ROSE FROM BASEBALL

10. Really young gamblers need a role model.

9. Ten million Pete Rose wigs already shipped to Hall of Fame gift
shop.

8. If suspended, might reveal identity of San Diego Chicken.

7. He kept his promise to kid in hospital: "I'm putting 50 bucks on
today's game for you, son."

6. Might go play baseball in Japan and develop comercially viable
superconductor during the offseason, which would increase Japan's
ever-widening economic supremacy over the United States.

5. He bet five grand they would suspend him and will make 50 grand at
10-to-1 odds.

4. No casino greeter jobs currently open.

3. Baseball needs professional wrestling pizzazz of being fixed.

2. How can you suspend Off Track Betting's "Man of the Year"?

1. Betting slips, fingerprints, handwriting, telephone records, sworn
depositions -- Come on! Let's have some REAL proof!
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