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Dan Szymborski trolled:
> In article ,
> says...
>> Kenny trolled:
>>
>> > Maybe he could please explain to me what the friggin' Blue Jays
>> > are doing in second place.
>>
>> If they had held on to Loaiza, Mondesi, Koch, Gonzalez and,
>> shudder, Cruz, instead of trading these guys for a fancy new
>> sprinkler system for SkyDome (Rickey Ricardo wasn't born
>> yesterday!) the Jays would be in first place all by themselves.
>
> That's weak, Ronald L. Matthews of London, Ontario.

Awright. We'll bite. WTF is "Ronald L. Matthews of London,
Ontario?"

cordially, as always,

rm
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In article ,
says...
> Dan Szymborski trolled:
> > In article ,
> > says...
> >> Kenny trolled:
> >>
> >> > Maybe he could please explain to me what the friggin' Blue Jays
> >> > are doing in second place.
> >>
> >> If they had held on to Loaiza, Mondesi, Koch, Gonzalez and,
> >> shudder, Cruz, instead of trading these guys for a fancy new
> >> sprinkler system for SkyDome (Rickey Ricardo wasn't born
> >> yesterday!) the Jays would be in first place all by themselves.
> >
> > That's weak, Ronald L. Matthews of London, Ontario.
>
> Awright. We'll bite. WTF is "Ronald L. Matthews of London,
> Ontario?"

As we all know, Ronald, biting is the least of your legal problems.
Would you care to set the record straight?

--
Dan Szymborski
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"A critic who refuses to attack what is bad is not a whole-hearted
supporter of what is good."
-Robert Schumann
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C Nick Beaudrot trolled:

> Weak, Maynard.

?!?

> We wanted to hear that the Blue Jays' success is all because of
> Eric Hinske. If Hinske hadn't gotten hurt, he would still be
> committing lots of errors at third base and putting up a high
> OBP.

..322 is a high OBP? Or were you talking about last year's
astronomical .365?

> Since May 23rd Hinske has been replaced by Mike Bordick, who has
> provided the veteran leadership the Blue Jays have been missing
> since trading Joe Carter.

Not only has Bordick provided veteran leadership but his OPS is 21
points higher than Hinske's, not that you care about stats.
Actually Hinske has liklely permanantly been replaced by Howie
Clark. If you cared about stats you could look him up.

Hinske's not worth a damn and he is totally appropriate as Rickey
Ricardo's poster-boy.

> He's also hitting 264/312/419.

That beats Hinske's 232/322/387. And that doesn't include the vast
improvement defensively. Hinske just signed a large contract -
he'll be shipped out soon if he doesn't stop embarrassing Rickey
Ricardo.

> We think Maynard is losing his edge.

Who's we? Who's Maynard?

Who are you?

cordially, as always,

rm
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C Nick Beaudrot trolled:
> On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 01:17:40 GMT, Realto Margarino
> wrote:
> : C Nick Beaudrot trolled:
> :
> : > Weak, Maynard.
> :
> : ?!?
> :
> : > We wanted to hear that the Blue Jays' success is all because of
> : > Eric Hinske. If Hinske hadn't gotten hurt, he would still be
> : > committing lots of errors at third base and putting up a high
> : > OBP.
> :
> : .322 is a high OBP? Or were you talking about last year's
> : astronomical .365?
>
> .365. I said high, not astronomical.

..365 is not high. .400 is high. And that was last year.

Why did you delete the stats comparison between Bordick and Hinske?

> : > Since May 23rd Hinske has been replaced by Mike Bordick, who has
> : > provided the veteran leadership the Blue Jays have been missing
> : > since trading Joe Carter.
> :
> : Not only has Bordick provided veteran leadership but his OPS is 21
> : points higher than Hinske's, not that you care about stats.
> : Actually Hinske has liklely permanantly been replaced by Howie
> : Clark.

> Wrong. Howie Clark will be carrying Hinske's luggage when Hinske is
> healthy again. If he's not in Syracuse. Bordick will continue to provide
> the veteran leadership you think the Jays need, but he will do so by
> passing out Gatorade to people like Eric Hinske who can actually hit.

Why did you delete the stats comparison between Bordick and Hinske?

> : If you cared about stats you could look him up.
>
> We care about stats, but we want to see his minor league stats too.
> Perhaps I'll look them up.

Why did you delete the stats comparison between Bordick and Hinske?

> : > We think Maynard is losing his edge.
> :
> : Who's we? Who's Maynard?

> You tell us, Maynard.

Why did you delete the stats comparison between Bordick and Hinske?

G'nite Wanda,

cordially, as always,

rm
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"Kenny" wrote in message ...
>Re: Now that "Realto Margarino" is back...

What's that? An Italian bread spread?
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On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 12:31:57 GMT,
(Realto Margarino) wrote:

>C Nick Beaudrot trolled:
>> On Wed, 25 Jun 2003 01:17:40 GMT, Realto Margarino
>> wrote:
>> : C Nick Beaudrot trolled:
>> :
>> : > Weak, Maynard.
>> :
>> : ?!?
>> :
>> : > We wanted to hear that the Blue Jays' success is all because of
>> : > Eric Hinske. If Hinske hadn't gotten hurt, he would still be
>> : > committing lots of errors at third base and putting up a high
>> : > OBP.
>> :
>> : .322 is a high OBP? Or were you talking about last year's
>> : astronomical .365?
>>
>> .365. I said high, not astronomical.
>
>.365 is not high. .400 is high. And that was last year.
>
>Why did you delete the stats comparison between Bordick and Hinske?
>
>> : > Since May 23rd Hinske has been replaced by Mike Bordick, who has
>> : > provided the veteran leadership the Blue Jays have been missing
>> : > since trading Joe Carter.
>> :
>> : Not only has Bordick provided veteran leadership but his OPS is 21
>> : points higher than Hinske's, not that you care about stats.
>> : Actually Hinske has liklely permanantly been replaced by Howie
>> : Clark.
>
>> Wrong. Howie Clark will be carrying Hinske's luggage when Hinske is
>> healthy again. If he's not in Syracuse. Bordick will continue to provide
>> the veteran leadership you think the Jays need, but he will do so by
>> passing out Gatorade to people like Eric Hinske who can actually hit.
>
>Why did you delete the stats comparison between Bordick and Hinske?
>
>> : If you cared about stats you could look him up.
>>
>> We care about stats, but we want to see his minor league stats too.
>> Perhaps I'll look them up.
>
>Why did you delete the stats comparison between Bordick and Hinske?
>
>> : > We think Maynard is losing his edge.
>> :
>> : Who's we? Who's Maynard?
>
>> You tell us, Maynard.
>
>Why did you delete the stats comparison between Bordick and Hinske?
>
>G'nite Wanda,
>
>cordially, as always,
>
>rm
Isn't it rather ironic that rm, who normally insults "stat" people, is
attempting to use stats to prove a point?
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Tony Lew wrote in message

> "Kenny" wrote in message
...
> >Re: Now that "Realto Margarino" is back...
>
> What's that? An Italian bread spread?

Beats me. He's never explained that one. Just one of the many voices in his
head.

Kenny
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Bob-Nob wrote in message ...
> jimpgh2002 venit, vidit, et dixit:

> > Isn't it rather ironic that rm, who normally insults "stat" people, is
> > attempting to use stats to prove a point?
>
> It probably seemed ironic the first gazillion times he decided to
> contradict himself; at this point, it no longer seems ironic, it seems
> appropriate: he's a troll. He "wins" every time you (or someone else)
> replies in earnest to him, mistaking him for someone who cares to be
> consistent. Seriously, he doesn't care if you "prove" anything to him;
> all he wants is for you to keep replying to him.

I don't think that Our Little rm is properly characterized as a
"troll". That usually suggests hit-and-run tactics, often off-topic.
Our Little rm, for all his deficiencies, is a different sort of
creature. I think it is a good first approximation simply to
characterize him as an "idiot".

Richard R. Hershberger
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