On Sat, 31 Jan 2004 17:26:48 +0000, Ľa§§er
<Yasser.DeleteThis@variable_location.com> wrote:
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>When I was stoned during the summer I conceived an idea to alter the
>baseball diamond so that instead of one diamond there are two - one
>infront and one behind. In effect, the game would become a hybrid of
>cricket and baseball. Perhaps called "Crickball".
Not bad. Tell us more. In the meantime, I have another baseball
innovation. <waits for applause to die down> This will be called
three-dimensional baseball. Basically, the diamond is elevated --
well, the base paths are anyway. No more trotting to first, as first
will now be up one flight of stairs. A three inch wide plank will
connect first to second, while a slide from second to third will make
up for the slowness of the previous traverse. This will bring us back
to ground level for a conventional path to home -- I wouldnt want to
completely do away with the old game. Golf balls will be a must for
getting a single up those flight of stairs will be mighty tough.
Coach Oak
>> Stay informed about: Proposal to replace baseballs with golf balls: Rejected.