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Here's a promotion: Pete Rose Hall of Fame Night, every night until he gets
in!
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On 5 May 2004 14:52:12 -0700, taymasterj DeleteThis @yahoo.com (taylor upchurch)
wrote:

>mwt <mwt1975 DeleteThis @yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<6r8i90t2d0q8agshsk32kpki6ma9qfa1a3 DeleteThis @4ax.com>...
>> >- Instead of pitcher and catcher, Mary Kate and Ashley
>>
>> Better yet, Mary-Kate and Ashley playing pitcher-catcher with a...
>>
>
>ashley, definitely, but mary-kate is, like, such a total skank.
>
>-t

It's a crude joke. If you actually *have* that fetish, I'm worried...



-- Michael Tarleton
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"someday the english language will be a complete impediment to communication."

-- ziggy
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In article <c7bbb1$20a2i$1@ID-191115.news.uni-berlin.de>,
jonrichardson.RemoveThis@rogers.com says...
>
> "bgs" <bgs.RemoveThis@mindless.com> wrote in message
> news:c7bath$21c1d$1@ID-161417.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > "Jon Richardson" <jonrichardson.RemoveThis@rogers.com> wrote in message
> > news:c7b8ld$20g5m$1@ID-191115.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > >
> > > > Mary-Kate and Ashley
> > >
> > > Ew. Ew. Ew. Underage girls that look remarkably like orangutans are
> > > just......ew.
> >
> > Brace up Jon. While I agree that they aren't the most gorgeous things
> under
> > the sun, comparing them to an orangutan is surely going to elicit the
> > dreaded "isn't that a homo thing" from someone.
>
> It's okay, I'm not the only one.

Actually, that sounds like a pretty good description to me. They've
always been malformed, and no amount of preciousness of blondeness can
overcome that.

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Cranial Crusader dgh 1138 at bell south point net
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In article <rl7i90th7id4u7o2160ck4ve4leq5ecnep.DeleteThis@4ax.com>,
email.DeleteThis@address.com says...
> Well, since MLB has officially lost its spidey senses, and is going
> with an all-out assault on the common fan by advertising a movie on
> the bases, pitching mounds, on-deck circles, light stanchions, and
> lord knows what else of every ballparkwith a game on the weekend of
> June 11-13, it got me wondering what other baseball tie-in promotions
> we'll be seeing next:
>
> ===============================
>
> - Rally monkey killed - replaced by monkey from Friends

???? The (second) rally monkey was the monkey from "Friends".

No clue on the whereabouts of the Ace Ventura monkey, though.

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Cranial Crusader dgh 1138 at bell south point net
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Just thought of another cool promotion. Bud could tour every MLB park.
Before one game in each series, he would be suspended above a big tank of
water, For $10 each, fans could throw baseballs at the paddle/lever that
dunks him in the tank. My guess is that every game would be a sell-out.
Might even eliminate the need for revenue sharing!

Bob Horton

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"Dale Hicks" <dgh1138.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:c7cch6$27n8f$1@ID-166316.news.uni-berlin.de...
> In article <rl7i90th7id4u7o2160ck4ve4leq5ecnep.RemoveThis@4ax.com>,
> email.RemoveThis@address.com says...
> > Well, since MLB has officially lost its spidey senses, and is going
> > with an all-out assault on the common fan by advertising a movie on
> > the bases, pitching mounds, on-deck circles, light stanchions, and
> > lord knows what else of every ballparkwith a game on the weekend of
> > June 11-13, it got me wondering what other baseball tie-in promotions
> > we'll be seeing next:
> >
> > ===============================
> >
> > - Rally monkey killed - replaced by monkey from Friends
>
> ???? The (second) rally monkey was the monkey from "Friends".
>
> No clue on the whereabouts of the Ace Ventura monkey, though.
>
> --
> Cranial Crusader dgh 1138 at bell south point net
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mwt <mwt1975.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<dcpi90lhjipuqf14vh1864ajvdjdmsb7tm.RemoveThis@4ax.com>...
> On 5 May 2004 14:52:12 -0700, taymasterj.RemoveThis@yahoo.com (taylor upchurch)
> wrote:
>
> >mwt <mwt1975.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote in message news:<6r8i90t2d0q8agshsk32kpki6ma9qfa1a3.RemoveThis@4ax.com>...
> >> >- Instead of pitcher and catcher, Mary Kate and Ashley
> >>
> >> Better yet, Mary-Kate and Ashley playing pitcher-catcher with a...
> >>
> >
> >ashley, definitely, but mary-kate is, like, such a total skank.
> >
> >-t
>
> It's a crude joke. If you actually *have* that fetish, I'm worried...
>

nothing to worry about, just a slightly underdeveloped sense of humor.

(no pun intended)
-t
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