New look Nuttings tearing up the Grapefruit league

Well, it's just a litlle over a week into spring training and the Nutting
Nothings are akready in form to begin thier quest for that challenging 16th
losing season in a row. A milestone in the minds of any major league sports
owner! What other team can boast that their franchise was sooooooooooo bad
that they haven't had a winning season in 16 years. And, to top it off, have
not taken any steps to rectify the situation. Only the Nutting Nothings
(formerly known as the Pittsburgh Pirates) can boast of such a wonderful
accomplishment. Fans, get ready, losing season #16 in a row is coming to PNC
Park quicker than the Democratic Primary Elections. What an Obama-nation!