"Mommy, Where do Democrats Come From?"

SCENE: A warm, spring day as a man and young boy walk along in what
appears to be a public park. They are sharing some Biota spring water
and eating Tofu fries. . .

"Son, if you're gonna be a Democrat like your old dad here, you have
to show that you can be
easily fooled. Now, climb down the sewer over there and get that
$10,000 bill I accidentally dropped in there earlier."

"Uh, okay, daddy."

"That's my boy. That's my boy." * sniff sniff *

~~~

And so is born another Dimocrack.