Josh Towers Cy Young?

Josh Towers has a bonus clause in his contract should he win the Cy
Young.

Here is a brief list of events more likely to happen;

1)George Bush finds a peaceful resolution to the Iraq invasion and the
American people demand he stay on for another term.

2) Benevolent aliens come to earth and invite millions of people to
visit their planet only to become the special of the day in many fine
Zoltarian restaurants.

3) A talking lemming is discovered. The rodent starts a new religion
and convinces the entire country of Scotland to drowned themselves in
the North Sea.

4) A group of Syrian scientists definatively prove Muslim martyrdom is
rewarded with 72 virgins.

jchristow.DeleteThis@hotmail.com wrote:
> Josh Towers has a bonus clause in his contract should he win the Cy
> Young.
>
> Here is a brief list of events more likely to happen;
>
> 1)George Bush finds a peaceful resolution to the Iraq invasion and the
> American people demand he stay on for another term.
>
> 2) Benevolent aliens come to earth and invite millions of people to
> visit their planet only to become the special of the day in many fine
> Zoltarian restaurants.
>
> 3) A talking lemming is discovered. The rodent starts a new religion
> and convinces the entire country of Scotland to drowned themselves in
> the North Sea.
>
> 4) A group of Syrian scientists definatively prove Muslim martyrdom is
> rewarded with 72 virgins.
>

Yeah, but here's the kicker: It turns out that it's 72 virgin men.