Colorado Rockies Jokes

Q: who is the rockies fans favorite player?

A: john elway
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Q: what do you call a weak pitcher in colorado?

A: beer
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Q: who is the baddest rap singer in colorado?

A: 6pak aCoorZ
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Q: why aren't the rockies bidding for arod?

A: they couldn't find the name arod in the mlb rosters.
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Q: why don't more coloradans watch the rockies?

A: because they might miss gilligan
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Q: how much does the parking cost at coors field?

A: with or without cinder blocks?
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Q: what's the #1 movie in colorado?

A: chokeback mountain
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Q: what did the rockies fan say to the vendor at fenway?

A: what, no bulls balls? no buffalo? no possum?

"taranta" <durrelld.RemoveThis@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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Three Red Sox fans, taranta, BrownsBoss and Chuck Adams all went out
drinking heavily one night after the Rockies defeated the Red Sox in the WS.
The next morning they got together to compare horror stories from the
drunken night before. The first one, taranta, said, "Man, I was so drunk
last night that when I got home I just blew chunks." The second one,
BrownsBoss, said, "That is nothing. I never made it home. I wrapped my car
around a tree and ended up sleeping in a park." The third one, Chuck, said,
"I have you both outdone. I made it home, but was so hammered that somehow
I set my apartment on fire."

Taranta looked at the other two guys confused and said, "I don't think you
guys understand. Chunks is my dog."