New John Kerry Joke

John Kerry,George W.Bush,Al Gore,Hilary Clinton,and this 10 year old
little girl Are all Flying on Air force One when they all notice that
all four engines fail at 39,000 feet all at the same time.
Hillary tells everyone don't worry this plane can glide for about 20
miles but we all should grab our Parachutes and Jump out to save our
lives.

As John Kerry grabs the first parachute and puts it he tells the
others,We have a definite problem,The Pilots have already parachuted
and there are only 4 parachutes left for the 5 of us.and besides I'm
going to be this countries next president so I have to
Live..........Kerry then procedes to jump

Then Al Gore grags a parachute and puts it on,Gore tells the Other,I
have to Live people,I got bamboozled in the 2000 election and besides I
created the Internet........Gore then Procedes to Jump

Then,Hilllary Clinton Grabs one and Says I Have to Live too,Im a former
first lady,And Besides "I'm the Smartest Woman in the entire
world"........Then Hillary Procedes to jump

Then George W.Bush turns to the ten year old girl and says,Hey listen,I
have had a realy good life,been President for the last 4 years,and
you're so young and have all this life in front of you,Why don't you
put on that LAST parachute and save your life!

Then 10 year old girl turns toward the President,Puts her Arm on his
left shoulder and tells him............."Dubya,Thank You for your
kindness,but I got good news for you,There are Actually 2 parachutes
left,not 1.....I just noticed that the "Smartest Woman in the World"
grabbed my school backpack by mistake instead of a parachute.We can
both Live now.

Lets Roll..........