The Hilly health care plan

Yes fellow Americans, there will soon be new options on your health care
plan. Included in the new plan is the Hilly-Hsu, Tai Chi and acupuncture
clinic. This is slated to be a private and natural health care facility. The
hopes are that a clinic can be built attached to or near every US hospital.
The clinic is to stress natural and holistic cures such as acupuncture and
as of now unavailable natural cures such as Rhino Horn slivers and extracts
and Tiger Penis soup. The clinic is to be publicly funded and you will soon
be advised of where to send your investment dollars, there is to be a
5,000.00 minimum, but with that you will receive a lucky bear cub gall
bladder, for a 10,000.00 or more investment you will get a lucky Momma bears
gall bladder.

I'm in, how bout u.

PS. guaranteed free abortions, but that went without saying.