George Lucas wants A-Rod to do a movie

There will be no script. All A-Rod has to do it talk candidly. The rumor has
it that the as of yet untitled movie has already been nominated for an
academy award for best comedy.

Jeter is really very jealous of my good looks and professional demeanor. Now
Derek is a true professional and I am in no way trying to put him down but
lets face it he is not me. I am so attractive that sometimes I mess my hair
up on purpose so as not to be so perfect. Never when I am home alone
however, then I practice my GQ look. The tie has to be just perfect with
just enough crease, not centered mind you but just slightly off to one side
so as to deflect the incandescent lighting refracting off my patent leather
Gucci's. Sometimes though I wish I could have the scruffy look like Giambi
does when he doesn't shave. When I do not shave I just turn into Kenny
Rogers from the Gambler. There are times that I regret playing baseball, yea
the money is good but I have no time to win the Tour De France or Wimbledon.
I always wanted to be quarterback and throw a hail Mary at the end of a game
for about 95 yards then run down the field and catch my own pass. Now if the
Tour De France ended on the day before the Ironman in Hawaii that would be a
challenge to win both. Not so much to win both but to fly from France to
Hawaii in my hand built and designed solar powered hang glider. If I hadn't
been playing little league that day I could have gotten my own operating
system to the Patent office then Bill Gates would be working for me.

All said with a straight face......

On Thu, 21 Sep 2006 21:36:49 -0400, "Double-Aces"
<fishermans.cove.DeleteThis@comcast.net> wrote:

>There will be no script. All A-Rod has to do it talk candidly. The rumor has
>it that the as of yet untitled movie has already been nominated for an
>academy award for best comedy.
>
>Jeter is really very jealous of my good looks and professional demeanor. Now
>Derek is a true professional and I am in no way trying to put him down but
>lets face it he is not me. I am so attractive that sometimes I mess my hair
>up on purpose so as not to be so perfect. Never when I am home alone
>however, then I practice my GQ look. The tie has to be just perfect with
>just enough crease, not centered mind you but just slightly off to one side
>so as to deflect the incandescent lighting refracting off my patent leather
>Gucci's. Sometimes though I wish I could have the scruffy look like Giambi
>does when he doesn't shave. When I do not shave I just turn into Kenny
>Rogers from the Gambler. There are times that I regret playing baseball, yea
>the money is good but I have no time to win the Tour De France or Wimbledon.
>I always wanted to be quarterback and throw a hail Mary at the end of a game
>for about 95 yards then run down the field and catch my own pass. Now if the
>Tour De France ended on the day before the Ironman in Hawaii that would be a
>challenge to win both. Not so much to win both but to fly from France to
>Hawaii in my hand built and designed solar powered hang glider. If I hadn't
>been playing little league that day I could have gotten my own operating
>system to the Patent office then Bill Gates would be working for me.
>
>All said with a straight face......
>
>
Lot's of straight faces in the audience too. Don't quit your day job.