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Since: Apr 21, 2007
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(Msg. 1) Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 5:51 pm
Post subject: Deer Roger Clemens
Archived from groups: rec>sport>football>college, others (more info?)
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Since the beginning of time and since the beginning of public
relations nightmares, the way of the ego-maniacal athlete/movie star/
rock star/politician has gone a little like this:
1. Egomaniac does something regretful.
2. Publik finds out.
3. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "keep low; stay quiet; let this
cool down a bit."
4. Egomaniac replies "NOT ON YOUR LIFE; I NEED TO PROTECT MY
REPUTATION!!!!111"
5. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "oi vey."
6. Egomaniac goes on a media storm to defend actions.
7. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "I quit."
8. Egomaniac becomes pariah and has to put tail between legs and
possibly do jail time.
whatever.
Roger Clemens was a great pitcher. He could have kept this mental
image in the collective mind of sportsfans everywhere if he would have
let his handlers do what they get paid to do. Now, he will be another
embarrassing paragraph (with footnotes) in baseball history, like Pete
Rose. |
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Since: May 05, 2008
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:00 pm
Post subject: Re: Deer Roger Clemens [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On May 5, 8:51 pm, Mercellus Bohren <mercell....RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Since the beginning of time and since the beginning of public
> relations nightmares, the way of the ego-maniacal athlete/movie star/
> rock star/politician has gone a little like this:
>
> 1. Egomaniac does something regretful.
> 2. Publik finds out.
> 3. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "keep low; stay quiet; let this
> cool down a bit."
> 4. Egomaniac replies "NOT ON YOUR LIFE; I NEED TO PROTECT MY
> REPUTATION!!!!111"
> 5. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "oi vey."
> 6. Egomaniac goes on a media storm to defend actions.
> 7. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "I quit."
> 8. Egomaniac becomes pariah and has to put tail between legs and
> possibly do jail time.
>
> whatever.
>
> Roger Clemens was a great pitcher. He could have kept this mental
> image in the collective mind of sportsfans everywhere if he would have
> let his handlers do what they get paid to do. Now, he will be another
> embarrassing paragraph (with footnotes) in baseball history, like Pete
> Rose.
Well, for the movie star/rock star, any publicity is good publicity. |
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 6:33 pm
Post subject: Re: Deer Roger Clemens [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On May 5, 8:26 pm, Steve Cutchen <max....RemoveThis@earthlink.net> wrote:
> In article
> <28d6dc6f-d194-40de-a49b-4eb9dc90a....RemoveThis@q24g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
>
>
>
> Mercellus Bohren <mercell....RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > Since the beginning of time and since the beginning of public
> > relations nightmares, the way of the ego-maniacal athlete/movie star/
> > rock star/politician has gone a little like this:
>
> > 1. Egomaniac does something regretful.
> > 2. Publik finds out.
> > 3. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "keep low; stay quiet; let this
> > cool down a bit."
> > 4. Egomaniac replies "NOT ON YOUR LIFE; I NEED TO PROTECT MY
> > REPUTATION!!!!111"
> > 5. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "oi vey."
> > 6. Egomaniac goes on a media storm to defend actions.
> > 7. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "I quit."
> > 8. Egomaniac becomes pariah and has to put tail between legs and
> > possibly do jail time.
>
> > whatever.
>
> > Roger Clemens was a great pitcher. He could have kept this mental
> > image in the collective mind of sportsfans everywhere if he would have
> > let his handlers do what they get paid to do. Now, he will be another
> > embarrassing paragraph (with footnotes) in baseball history, like Pete
> > Rose.
>
> Mindy McCready seems to have found a way out of the quagmire.
Got a deal with Hustler yet? >> Stay informed about: Deer Roger Clemens |
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 7:05 pm
Post subject: Re: Deer Roger Clemens [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On May 5, 9:33 pm, Mercellus Bohren <mercell....TakeThisOut@yahoo.com> wrote:
> On May 5, 8:26 pm, Steve Cutchen <max....TakeThisOut@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > In article
> > <28d6dc6f-d194-40de-a49b-4eb9dc90a....TakeThisOut@q24g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
>
> > Mercellus Bohren <mercell....TakeThisOut@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > Since the beginning of time and since the beginning of public
> > > relations nightmares, the way of the ego-maniacal athlete/movie star/
> > > rock star/politician has gone a little like this:
>
> > > 1. Egomaniac does something regretful.
> > > 2. Publik finds out.
> > > 3. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "keep low; stay quiet; let this
> > > cool down a bit."
> > > 4. Egomaniac replies "NOT ON YOUR LIFE; I NEED TO PROTECT MY
> > > REPUTATION!!!!111"
> > > 5. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "oi vey."
> > > 6. Egomaniac goes on a media storm to defend actions.
> > > 7. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "I quit."
> > > 8. Egomaniac becomes pariah and has to put tail between legs and
> > > possibly do jail time.
>
> > > whatever.
>
> > > Roger Clemens was a great pitcher. He could have kept this mental
> > > image in the collective mind of sportsfans everywhere if he would have
> > > let his handlers do what they get paid to do. Now, he will be another
> > > embarrassing paragraph (with footnotes) in baseball history, like Pete
> > > Rose.
>
> > Mindy McCready seems to have found a way out of the quagmire.
>
> Got a deal with Hustler yet?
I'm guessing you haven't seen her lately. >> Stay informed about: Deer Roger Clemens |
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 7:09 pm
Post subject: Re: Deer Roger Clemens [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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On May 5, 9:05 pm, "deemsb...@aol.com" <deemsb... RemoveThis @aol.com> wrote:
> On May 5, 9:33 pm, Mercellus Bohren <mercell... RemoveThis @yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > On May 5, 8:26 pm, Steve Cutchen <max... RemoveThis @earthlink.net> wrote:
>
> > > In article
> > > <28d6dc6f-d194-40de-a49b-4eb9dc90a... RemoveThis @q24g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
>
> > > Mercellus Bohren <mercell... RemoveThis @yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > Since the beginning of time and since the beginning of public
> > > > relations nightmares, the way of the ego-maniacal athlete/movie star/
> > > > rock star/politician has gone a little like this:
>
> > > > 1. Egomaniac does something regretful.
> > > > 2. Publik finds out.
> > > > 3. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "keep low; stay quiet; let this
> > > > cool down a bit."
> > > > 4. Egomaniac replies "NOT ON YOUR LIFE; I NEED TO PROTECT MY
> > > > REPUTATION!!!!111"
> > > > 5. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "oi vey."
> > > > 6. Egomaniac goes on a media storm to defend actions.
> > > > 7. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "I quit."
> > > > 8. Egomaniac becomes pariah and has to put tail between legs and
> > > > possibly do jail time.
>
> > > > whatever.
>
> > > > Roger Clemens was a great pitcher. He could have kept this mental
> > > > image in the collective mind of sportsfans everywhere if he would have
> > > > let his handlers do what they get paid to do. Now, he will be another
> > > > embarrassing paragraph (with footnotes) in baseball history, like Pete
> > > > Rose.
>
> > > Mindy McCready seems to have found a way out of the quagmire.
>
> > Got a deal with Hustler yet?
>
> I'm guessing you haven't seen her lately.
Motor Trend? >> Stay informed about: Deer Roger Clemens |
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:26 pm
Post subject: Re: Deer Roger Clemens [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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In article
<28d6dc6f-d194-40de-a49b-4eb9dc90aeff DeleteThis @q24g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
Mercellus Bohren <mercellusb DeleteThis @yahoo.com> wrote:
> Since the beginning of time and since the beginning of public
> relations nightmares, the way of the ego-maniacal athlete/movie star/
> rock star/politician has gone a little like this:
>
> 1. Egomaniac does something regretful.
> 2. Publik finds out.
> 3. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "keep low; stay quiet; let this
> cool down a bit."
> 4. Egomaniac replies "NOT ON YOUR LIFE; I NEED TO PROTECT MY
> REPUTATION!!!!111"
> 5. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "oi vey."
> 6. Egomaniac goes on a media storm to defend actions.
> 7. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "I quit."
> 8. Egomaniac becomes pariah and has to put tail between legs and
> possibly do jail time.
>
> whatever.
>
> Roger Clemens was a great pitcher. He could have kept this mental
> image in the collective mind of sportsfans everywhere if he would have
> let his handlers do what they get paid to do. Now, he will be another
> embarrassing paragraph (with footnotes) in baseball history, like Pete
> Rose.
Mindy McCready seems to have found a way out of the quagmire. >> Stay informed about: Deer Roger Clemens |
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 11:31 pm
Post subject: Re: Deer Roger Clemens [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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Mercellus Bohren wrote:
> On May 5, 9:05 pm, "deemsb...@aol.com" <deemsb....TakeThisOut@aol.com> wrote:
>> On May 5, 9:33 pm, Mercellus Bohren <mercell....TakeThisOut@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>
>>> On May 5, 8:26 pm, Steve Cutchen <max....TakeThisOut@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>>> In article
>>>> <28d6dc6f-d194-40de-a49b-4eb9dc90a....TakeThisOut@q24g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
>>>> Mercellus Bohren <mercell....TakeThisOut@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>> Since the beginning of time and since the beginning of public
>>>>> relations nightmares, the way of the ego-maniacal athlete/movie star/
>>>>> rock star/politician has gone a little like this:
>>>>> 1. Egomaniac does something regretful.
>>>>> 2. Publik finds out.
>>>>> 3. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "keep low; stay quiet; let this
>>>>> cool down a bit."
>>>>> 4. Egomaniac replies "NOT ON YOUR LIFE; I NEED TO PROTECT MY
>>>>> REPUTATION!!!!111"
>>>>> 5. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "oi vey."
>>>>> 6. Egomaniac goes on a media storm to defend actions.
>>>>> 7. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "I quit."
>>>>> 8. Egomaniac becomes pariah and has to put tail between legs and
>>>>> possibly do jail time.
>>>>> whatever.
>>>>> Roger Clemens was a great pitcher. He could have kept this mental
>>>>> image in the collective mind of sportsfans everywhere if he would have
>>>>> let his handlers do what they get paid to do. Now, he will be another
>>>>> embarrassing paragraph (with footnotes) in baseball history, like Pete
>>>>> Rose.
>>>> Mindy McCready seems to have found a way out of the quagmire.
>>> Got a deal with Hustler yet?
>> I'm guessing you haven't seen her lately.
>
> Motor Trend?
More like Hags Weekly. >> Stay informed about: Deer Roger Clemens |
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 11:33 am
Post subject: Re: Deer Roger Clemens [Login to view extended thread Info.]
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"Mercellus Bohren" <mercellusb RemoveThis @yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:fb68f620-27a1-4df7-bd4a-ef27edcc4f6c@s33g2000pri.googlegroups.com...
> On May 5, 8:26 pm, Steve Cutchen <max... RemoveThis @earthlink.net> wrote:
>> In article
>> <28d6dc6f-d194-40de-a49b-4eb9dc90a... RemoveThis @q24g2000prf.googlegroups.com>,
>>
>>
>>
>> Mercellus Bohren <mercell... RemoveThis @yahoo.com> wrote:
>> > Since the beginning of time and since the beginning of public
>> > relations nightmares, the way of the ego-maniacal athlete/movie star/
>> > rock star/politician has gone a little like this:
>>
>> > 1. Egomaniac does something regretful.
>> > 2. Publik finds out.
>> > 3. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "keep low; stay quiet; let this
>> > cool down a bit."
>> > 4. Egomaniac replies "NOT ON YOUR LIFE; I NEED TO PROTECT MY
>> > REPUTATION!!!!111"
>> > 5. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "oi vey."
>> > 6. Egomaniac goes on a media storm to defend actions.
>> > 7. Agent/Manager/Publik Relations says "I quit."
>> > 8. Egomaniac becomes pariah and has to put tail between legs and
>> > possibly do jail time.
>>
>> > whatever.
>>
>> > Roger Clemens was a great pitcher. He could have kept this mental
>> > image in the collective mind of sportsfans everywhere if he would have
>> > let his handlers do what they get paid to do. Now, he will be another
>> > embarrassing paragraph (with footnotes) in baseball history, like Pete
>> > Rose.
>>
>> Mindy McCready seems to have found a way out of the quagmire.
>
> Got a deal with Hustler yet?
I hope not... >> Stay informed about: Deer Roger Clemens |
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