Breaking News!!!

From reliable sources at CNN...
Wolf Donner and Blitzer...

It seems Ted Rogerrs and JP Bacardi
where kidnapped and held by aliens,during the off season.

Each had their brains scanned for extendedperiods of time,and there is
reliable evidence that the infamous George Stinkbrenner is the one who
financed the scheme.

When asked by CNN if he had a part in
this dastardly crime Mr. Stinkbrenner was
quoted as saying "hey money talks and
bullshit walks" end quote.

At this point in time it is unclear of the nature of the impact this may
have on
the Toronto Blue Jays baseball team.

Further uncontaminated rumours are
that Mr.Rogerrs brain scan revealed a
constant replay of the first season of
Gilligans Island re runs.(hey SKIPPER!)

Also it was revealed that Mr.Bacardi's
brain scan ,showed nothing but a big red
sock and a bill from his cousin Vinny the
"Don" Bacardi.For 200 assorted sized
bb uniforms (2nd's) made in a sweat shop
in da Bronx."including iron on logos and numbers".

Stay tuned for further breaking news on this story and others.